HUGE NEWS!!!!!!!!

I had just read Barnyard's post about finding Alec Baldwin's appointment only phone number, and that got me to thinking. Has Brian Dennehy, Barn's father, ever done any thing with the Best Baldwin? Of course, being two of the finest craftsmen we this planet has to offer at this time, they had to have crossed paths at some point. Its kind of like that scene in ghostbusters 1 when the boys are at their wits end against Gozor, (i think that's its name, the demon monster god who was in sigourney weavers fridge), and then Ray suggests that the only option they have left is to cross the streams of the their ecto blasters. But then Venkman, played brilliantly by Bill Murray, remembers a conversation from earlier in the movie and says, "Ray, isn't that the one thing we're not supposed to do?" ,and Ray, with a look of no small concern on his face says something like, "Yes, venkman, but it may be our only hope." And then they all shake hands and say what might be their last goodbyes to eachother, because really, who knows what's gonna happen with this? And they don't say goodbye like bitches either, but like PROFESSIONALS, because when it comes down to it in the end, that's exactly what they are. Professionals. And then you all know what happenes next. They cross streams and blammo, i just remembered its not GOZOR that they're facing now, its the Stay Puff Marshmallow man. And blammo, he blows up and everyone is covered in marshmallow goo. It worked!
So the point is, i was going to check if Baldwin and Dennehy had ever crossed their ecto streams, which could only result in disaster or pure heroism, but I got shang-hai'd before i could even do any research. Right there on Alec Baldwin's page, on the top of his long and distinguished (so is my johnson) list of roles, reads in glowing letters "THE SWIMMER". Holy shit boys and girls, are you ready for this??? That's right, Cary, believe it buddy. They are re-making the fucking Burt Lancaster classic and casting Alec Baldwin as the title role. My fucking god, if bigger things in history have ever happened, I don't want to hear about em. This is like the second coming of jesus, the resurrection of Burt Lancaster's famed Swimmer, now reincarnated in the form of one of this planet's greatest charmers, Alec Baldwin.
One thing i just thought of: Burt Lancaster only wears a very small swim-suit throughout the 2 and 1/2 hour movie. He just throws his chest hair around like confetti, and those meat paws. Those meat paws.....
Does Sir Alec Baldwin have the physique for this role? I can't imagine they would compromise the skimpiness for the re-make. Did he train for this role? I bet he's hairy enough, but does he have the sheer meatiness of paws needed to carry the film?
It doesn't say exactly when they expect this movie to be out in the theaters, but as soon as i find out, i'm putting a countdown tracker on blog, so that MEat Wallet can have the official rights to the countdown to Alec Baldwin's The Swimmer.
Huge news!
I just thought of something...
What if this is when the streams cross?
What if this is the movie where Dennehy and Baldwin match their forces together?

All those meat paws...