I Love French Onion Soup!
Oh, God! The cheese. Dude, look at the fucking cheese all melted over the beef stock and onions and bread crouton things. Who thought of French Onion Soup? Was it really the French? Dude, the cheese just hangs over the sides of the little funny bowl thing with the handle. What is that, Gruyere cheese? There's so much of it and its on top of liquid. I mean, shit, look at this:
Thanks for the soup, Frenchies. I owe you one.
posted by Doug at 5:51 PM
5 Comments:
while I'm not a huge fan of the french onion soup, I am a HUGE fan of the cheese and the french are good at that too. REAL good. like, as good as wisconsin.
fuck Wisconsin.
I understand you came from there and everything, and I have loved ones living there as well-- but I'm not ready to forgive them. Or their cheese.
lena, it's okay to be upset with wisconsin, but not with its cheese. fuck madison maybe, but not the whole state.
Lena, "fuck Wisconsin" is awfully close to "Fuck Cheese in General", and not just phonetically either. And that, I cannot abide. You can make outrageous statements like taht on you own blog, but not on mine, especially when this was MEANT to be a celebration of the joy of cheese, particularly in its melted form. If there's a greater thing in life, I'm not sure what it possibly could be.
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