I Love French Onion Soup!
Oh, God! The cheese. Dude, look at the fucking cheese all melted over the beef stock and onions and bread crouton things. Who thought of French Onion Soup? Was it really the French? Dude, the cheese just hangs over the sides of the little funny bowl thing with the handle. What is that, Gruyere cheese? There's so much of it and its on top of liquid. I mean, shit, look at this:

Thanks for the soup, Frenchies. I owe you one.